Brown Shoes.
A High Court Ruling Urgently Required in England..
'With so many trivial questions competing for our attention,' writes Nicholas Foulkes,
' it's a relief to know that we still realise what is truly important.'
At a conference on 'Transforming Women's Leadership within the Law’
.. a City Law Firm Senior advised against wearing Brown Shoes, alluding to the old Etonian Rule...Never Brown in Town.
Peels of laughter? No. Despair that this absurd idea should exist at all,
and then be raised at a gathering supposed to sorting out how to be
more inclusive of women!
In the meantime, the luddites are seemingly unaware that in the trendy boutiques
of Burlington Arcade, if you ask for a pair of raspberry suede shoes,
you will be asked...'What flavour?'
(Jus' kiddin') !! You'll be asked ...What shade?
KB. April 25th 2019